They were waiting for a chance to get away with this joke and they found it
"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE
glad to see y’all spreading the word
whenever i forget my headphones at home
i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it
(All I wonder)
why do people like fall
NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD
Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m sorry you’re going through that. I’m here for you.’ That’s literally all you have to do to make them feel better. Thank you and goodnight.
Rian Dawson’s colgate worthy smile. (insp)"As if my timeline isn’t flooded with goddamn potatoes every day. - R."
- me after running for 30 seconds: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing